2004 District Conventions of Jehovah's Witnesses

by jwnews 22 Replies latest social current

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    Quite the first post there Mr. jwnews. Care to share?

  • blondie
    blondie

    http://www.jwnews.co.nr/

    Hey, jwnews, aren't you an active Greek JW who runs this website?

    Are you breaking out?

    Blondie

  • Ciara
    Ciara

    Sites like that trip my gag reflex.

    Vomit Into The Toilet

    Ciara


  • cyber-sista
    cyber-sista

    I think I went to an assembly with this title one year, so since I have already heard it guess I won't have to go this year, right?

  • boa
    boa

    This summer Jehovah's Witnesses will host 211 conventions in 63 cities in the contiguous United States.

    I just knew Alaska and Hawaii didn't really matter to US convention stats!

    The public is invited to attend any of these three-day events, which will feature free Bible-based presentations under the theme "Walk With God."

    The public invite doesn't include 'postates or happily df'd/da'd ones (or danny hazzard either lol) The....barf....loosely and rarely 'bible-based' presentations have to be free so anyone will attend and even then jws still won't tip at the hotels and restaurants!

    The sessions promise to be interesting and informative for all in attendance.

    Heh heh heh....need I say more. This is classic crap speaking for 'all'. The last few years attending were painful, a waste of time, boring and most uninformative. The best part was all the hotties during the lunchbreak - the one good thing about the convention being in the summer. Thank God for campers so I could get a little post-lunch shut-eye!

    boa.....k, so I'm feeling a tad cynical right now....sheesh

  • cypher50
    cypher50
    Sorry, I have to masturbate that weekend. Maybe next year.

    For some reason, that had me LFMAO when I read it...

  • cypher50
    cypher50
    Sorry, I have to masturbate that weekend. Maybe next year.

    For some reason, that had me LFMAO when I read it...

  • Crooked Lumpy Vessel
    Crooked Lumpy Vessel

    Hey guys...didn't you read. God is going to be there and we get to take a walk with him.

  • zugzwang
    zugzwang

    I'm with cyber-sista, I could have sworn that they used that convention theme not to long ago. Well, money is tight, maybe they decided to reuse the same programs from before. That faithful and cheap, I mean discreet slave is always looking to save a buck.

    zugz of the deja vu class

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu
    I could have sworn that they used that convention theme not to long ago.

    Maybe it was "Walking with God"

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