Fun With The Watchtower. The Sisters Are Cows. (page 2)

bull01lay

Did someone mention Bulls and Breeding..... ?

... must find myself a damn fine heifer!!!

Bull!

Dan-O

What a price for a girl, a virgin, to pay for a few minutes of satisfied sex emotions!

Yeah, but what if it's more than a few minutes? What if it's several hours? What about a whole weekend of great sex??

Thanks for the flashback, E-man. I remember hearing some of this same stuff when I was a kid in the 60s & 70s.

Sex education 101 from the 'anointed old farts'.Does anybody remember,ca.1967 Awake issue "A father talks to his sons"??? alt WT$ 'anachronistic alchemy' quantum quackery' and their 'gospel of gobbledygook' . What about the Watchtower and their medical myths?Such as stomach ulcers being caused by stress .That was the prevailing belief way back when .... Then, scientist found out it was in fact caused by a little bug called H-Pylori . A bacteria, and that STRESS had NOTHING to do with it. Countless times the Watchtower would cite that script in Proverbs, "that stress is rottenness to the marrow" and that it caused stomach ulcers . If they are so divine why wasn't that revealed to them? Perplexing,hundred's of times the Watchtower would say that, ''we only use 10% of our brain' 'Perhaps they would know from personal experience, but that quote is not true either Quantum quackery: Rubber Duck The "Quack" test: http://www.freeminds.org/psych/lifton.htm If it Quacks like a Duck................

Her Ladyship

Does this mean that now that I have finished child-bearing I'm not allowed to enjoy sex any more?

Her Ladyship.

Obviously Secret

It goes with the one that says because a woman's brain is smaller than a man's....

What? Which watchtower is this?

simplesally

That article is disgusting!!!!!!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mulan

One of our CO's told us his wife was a COW...........Circuit Overseer's Wife.

Stefanie

One of our CO's told us his wife was a COW...........Circuit Overseer's Wife.

lol Good one Mulan.

If I were his wife he wouldnt have any nuts.

cyber-sista

Oh my God Englishman,

I really thought this was some mock WT article you had created in your genius mind. But on the off chance I dusted off my WT CD and looked it up. IT'S REAL! I don't usually laugh about the WT, but this one was the clencher and moved me to near hysterical laughter. The Org is not only evil it is riduculous. What insanity! During my exiting process from the Org the brothers were always presenting me with articles from old WTs and it did make me wonder why "old light" was being used on me as quotes from a law book. I wrote a letter to the society about the problems with the elders here and they wrote me back a letter with quotes in it from WTs some in the 1960s. Was I supposed to take this garbage as the word of God when it stands next to articles of this sort?

Thank you for opening my eyes a bit wider this morning.

cybs

Fun With The Watchtower. The Sisters Are Cows.