The Resurrection Hope - what a crock!

by PopeOfEruke 21 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    Mary and Adelle are 2 Jehovahs' Witnesses, as well as fleshly sisters living deep in the "time of the end". Mary is married to an unbeliever called John, who is a good kind man, and one who never interfered with her worship.

    Adelle on the otherhand, is married to a JW Elder, who, unbeknownst to her, has been molesting children in the congregations over many years.

    One day Mary suffers a heart attack and dies. The shock of her death causes John to start studying and in time he gets baptised as a JW.

    A few years later, Armageddon arrives, and Adelle's husband does not really do well when asked to make an accounting for himself, and he gets destroyed.

    In the New System, the 2 Armageddon survivors Adelle and John find themselves spending more and more time together and after a while they get married. As they grow younger and younger together, John find his newfound youth very invigorating and Adelle and John have a very happy and healthy sexlife.

    Then the resurrection starts! Mary is resurrected, and wakes up to be greeted by Adelle and John, now a newly-wed couple. Mary moves in with them into their freshly painted log cabin (all nacherul ya' see!) and goes to sleep each night to the accompaning sounds of her husband John making passionate love to her sister Mary.

    Ah yes! Roll on New System!!

    The Pope

  • a Christian
    a Christian

    Matthew 22 30 At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven.

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    A Christian,

    exactly! Thats my point! Isn't it SO UNFAIR if you apply that scripture to people being resurrected on earth?? It makes NO SENSE, as my story exemplifies.

    If however Matt.22:30 is properly applied, in that people get resurrected to heaven, then it makes sense! Because angels do not marry.....neither do former people resurrected as angels.

    Its just another scriptural teaching thats been twisted to absurdity by Jehovahs "people.......

    The Pope

  • XQsThaiPoes
    XQsThaiPoes
    (Luke 20:34-36) 34 Jesus said to them: "The children of this system of things marry and are given in marriage, 35 but those who have been counted worthy of gaining that system of things and the resurrection from the dead neither marry nor are given in marriage. 36 In fact, neither can they die anymore, for they are like the angels, and they are God?s children by being children of the resurrection.

    (Genesis 6:1-2) 6 Now it came about that when men started to grow in numbers on the surface of the ground and daughters were born to them, 2 then the sons of the [true] God began to notice the daughters of men, that they were good-looking; and they went taking wives for themselves, namely, all whom they chose.

    It seems Jesus is saying that there will be screwing but no marriage because you have already did your time. Notice he did not say sex he said marriage. Also angels had sex and technically God never addressed it he just killed man whom he was already pissed at.

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    Well, its obvious Jesus allows screwing, because he allowed all of us to get screwed by the JW's!

    Pope

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Reincarnation makes more sense than resurrection.

    SS

  • RandomTask
    RandomTask

    I've got this story about a girl who was taking some goodies to grandmas house, she was wearing a red hood...

  • a Christian
    a Christian

    XQs,

    You wrote: angels had sex

    You cite: (Genesis 6:1-2) 6 Now it came about that when men started to grow in numbers on the surface of the ground and daughters were born to them, 2 then the sons of the [true] God began to notice the daughters of men, that they were good-looking; and they went taking wives for themselves, namely, all whom they chose.

    It is only an interpretation of this passage, and I believe an incorrect one, which tells us that angels had sex. "the sons of the [true] God" whom this verse refers to are understood by many readers of scripture to refer, not to angels, but to worshippers of the true God who married worshippers of false Gods.

    Mike

  • XQsThaiPoes
    XQsThaiPoes

    Genesis 6 The LORD Will Send a Flood
    1-2 More and more people were born, until finally they spread all over the earth. Some of their daughters were so beautiful that supernatural beings [1] came down and married the ones they wanted. ( Contemporary English Version )

    Footnotes

    1. 6.1,2 supernatural beings: Or "angels."
  • Tashawaa
    Tashawaa
    36 In fact, neither can they die anymore, for they are like the angels, and they are God?s children by being children of the resurrection.

    Okey - this popped out at me.

    Angels cannot die???? The resurrected ones cannot die anymore???? So in the FINAL (final?) end, after the 1000 years, its only armegeddon survivors and those born afterwards that revolt and die? Isn't Satan an angel? Will he die?

    Anyhoo - even as a dub I never believe the resurrected ones wouldn't marry.

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