Talk about your Grand Slam...

by SixofNine 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

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    A former night-shift cook at the Denny's restaurant on Illinois Route 3 in Waterloo has been charged with aggravated battery after being accused of contaminating food and watching customers eat it, authorities said Thursday.

    Police said that Anthony J. Lindhorst, 26, of Waterloo, deliberately contaminated food on at least two occasions by putting his semen into the honey-mustard dressing that the restaurant serves with its chicken strips, said Capt. Suzanne Sweet of the Waterloo police. The incidents occurred in November and April, police said.

    On both occasions, Lindhorst targeted "people that he didn't like, for one reason or another," Sweet said. One was a woman in her early 40s. The other victim, Sweet said, was a male police officer in his late 20s who had issued Lindhorst a traffic ticket.

    A judge in Monroe County this week found probable cause for Lindhorst to stand trial on four counts of aggravated battery.

    http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/News/Metro+East/D05F...

  • Stefanie
    Stefanie

    Ewwww

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    Where is Lorena Bobbitt when you need her?

  • kls
    kls

    Oh man that is like really ,really sick and gross. ,,,,, Gulp

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    I'm curious about the actual process this guy used to do this. Did he keep a "stash" in a small bottle ready to go, or would he run to a back room and take care of business as the need required?

  • tazmaniac
    tazmaniac

    Do you want special sauce with that ?

  • kls
    kls

    Taz,that was the special sauce and home made.

  • Corvin
    Corvin

    . . . you mean, semen IS NOT an ingredient to honey mustard sauce?

  • talesin
    talesin

    Remind me never to eat anything prepared by Corvin!

    I knew those stories weren't just urban legends ... I worked in a pizza shop, and lemme tell ya ... donair sauce! Mickey D's! mmm, yeah, that 'special' sauce ...

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    No Corvin, you're thinking of "horny mustard sauce".

    You should see what the guy can do with a donut

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