Country Girl: Thanks (open a can of whoop ass for me, would ya?)

by RAYZORBLADE 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • RAYZORBLADE
    RAYZORBLADE

    This forum, as we all know it, has brought many of us together. If not in-person, at least on-line.

    Without exposing intimate details, some of us have replaced lost mothers/fathers; brothers/sisters; sons/daughters; with those of us lain to waste as a result of WTBTS thinking.

    I would like to dedicate my 4000th post to a very special person from south-central Texas, namely: Country Girl.

    Yeah, sure, she drives me up the wall, but she's my crazy-assed American version of myself minus god.

    I can't return her: I don't have the receipt.

    So, Athene: there ya go, you crazy nutter: love ya!

    Best wishes!

    Your Canuck Athiest Bro'

  • Country Girl
    Country Girl

    <looks in cabinet for the can, and decides just to send Henley>

    Thanks Raymond, God will get you for this.. hehehehh. Congratulations on your 4000th post, brother! That's a *lot* of typing! You've been such a help to so many people on here, and an inspiration to many, including me! Your sense of humour and caring is overwhelming, and I know a lot of people have benefitted by your wise advice and compassionate words. I lost myself a brother 15 years ago, but have gained one in you! Thanks for being there, but *not* being square. Heh.

    Hugs you crazy Canuck!

    Sister

  • shera
    shera

    Hi Ray,may you have many more yrs of "happy" typing!

  • orangefatcat
    orangefatcat

    Congratulations on your 4000th posting. You are the man.

    Way to go!! And how very sweet of you to say such nice things about Country Girl, I like her too.

    Love

    Orangefatcat

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    Way to go Ray! Congrats on 4,000, you're almost a supreme (Diana Ross look out)

    And CG is a real sweetie, I'm glad I got to have lunch with you last week in Dallas. I just wish I could have spent more time with you.

  • bem
    bem

    what a nice way to spend your 4000th post. in dedication to a friend. it is true that this forum has helped us find friends so glad I found you all. it's been interesting. congrats on 4000+ posts heres wishing you many ,more.

  • gumby
    gumby

    She might be nice, but she has a wicked sense of humor like I do. Anyone who would laugh at a drunk woman passed out in someone elses room and would be willing to move her to her OWN room in a suitcase hotel cart.......has GOT to be a sick puppy!

    Gumsicko

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    Right on Rayzor

    She has the name of a Goddess and a heart to match.

    BTW ...I'm a born again athiest too Rayzor but I found myself praying to many different Gods while driving with CG in Dallas.

  • gumby
    gumby
    BTW ...I'm a born again athiest too Rayzor but I found myself praying to many different Gods while driving with CG in Dallas.

    Shotgun......you sick bastard,

    Theres NO WAY you could be born again in any way, shape, of form, you lying bastard! Theres simply no way any woman would want you near her loins a second time! Seeing your uglyass face coming out the first time, would cure any woman of the thought of a second birth of you! It would be too traumatic.

    Gumbro

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    Smelly Gumbass

    I hope you have dreams of my head emerging and yelling "I'm back"

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