Funny story about VeniceIT

by Mulan 80 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    By popular demand, I am yielding to pressure, to tell a story about our very own VeniceIT.

    In March, Venice and her parents were visiting us here in Washington State, and we all had dinner at our daughter's home one evening. (my daughter posts here as Princess) Princess's son, 4 years old, was quite taken with Venice and was showing her around the house. He was going up the stairs ahead of her, and turned around, face first at her rather, ummm, er, ample? bosom, and said "Wow. You are really big. Do you have a baby?" At which point, Venice choked and said "No I don't." So the little guy grabs his little sister (2 1/2) around the neck and drags her over and says, "you should get one. See my baby. They are really nice."

    The rest of the evening poor Venice was tugging on her top, to keep it in place and tried, and failed, to squish herself.

    Sorry Venice. I had to do it. Everyone was begging me. Ask Wendy!!

  • Princess
    Princess

    That is toooo funny, you didn't tell me about him dragging his sister over to show her!

    I'm going to have to think up one to tell Venice about you now. Fair is fair, besides, I told her I would.

    Princess

    "...and they lived happily ever after."

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    Achhh!! Loyalty, loyalty!! Wendy made me do it!!

  • Princess
    Princess

    OK, I'll keep quiet for now. After all I see you almost every day and Venice is clear across the country.

    Besides, I'm sure you could come up with a few hundred about me.

    I won't tell if you won't.

    Princess

  • VeniceIT
    VeniceIT

    [>:(]

    I plead the 5th!!!

    Ven

  • Roamingfeline
    Roamingfeline

    ROFLMAO!!!

    Thanks, Mulan. Everyone needs a good laugh per day. This was mine.

    RCat

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    Don't you think I told it tastefully, though, Venice?

    It was Wendy........she MADE me do it. Although I don't think she's seen it yet. I am confident you will get even.....ha ha ha.
    M

  • think41self
    think41self

    Wooohooo Vennie!

    "Ample" eh? Well there is nothing wrong with that, sweetie

    And Mulan, yes, you handled it delicately.

    Tracy

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    Mulan and/or Venice:

    Kindly define "ample".

    Enquiring minds want to know.

    Expatbrit

  • slipnslidemaster
    slipnslidemaster

    Rumor has it that they are Triple H!!! HHH!!!!

    I'm wondering exactly how many conventions badges I could actually pin on her!?!?!?

    Slipnslidemaster: "The truth is more important than the facts."
    - Frank Lloyd Wright

    hmmmmm...where have I heard that before?

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