100 Ways to Tell if You're a JW

by Pinned Blouse 21 years ago 14 Replies latest 21 years ago social humour

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  zugzwang 21 years ago

  101) If you're dying from massive blood loss but you refuse a blood transfusion you're a soon to be dead JW.

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  LoverOfTruth 21 years ago

  019) If you have costume parties for the "young ones" within a month of Halloween, and, if you wrap presents in brown paper to give each other on "Family Gift Day", you are not only a JW, but a Worldly Wannabe and aren't fooling anybody. I always wondered what gave them the impression I was "weak"

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  mineralogist 21 years ago

  089) If the Bible makes a statement and the Watchtower says, "Logically, this cannot mean what it says" and you believe the Watchtower is correct, you might be a JW.

  Unfortunately this is so true

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  Freedom Fighter 21 years ago

  I loved this - reminds me of all the muppets I left behind in the KH!

  Great stuff!

  FF

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  Atilla 21 years ago

  All very good points, some are really funny, yet most of them are just sad. I couldn't resist, so I sent a copy to mom's email box, hope she likes it.

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