I have one just as good! This was actually THE moment when I said this is all crap and pretty much walked away. I'm at the assemble... jeez this musta been 3 or 4 years ago now and the elder dickweed is up talking about how jehacka protects us and the organization and he said... they were building a convention center in russia and the roof wasn't on and there was a big storm coming and they didn't have time to finish the roof and the bros worked around the clock and the storm held off and held off and as soon as the roof was done it started snowing... **big sigh of appricaiation and slapping**
ok this is where it gets sureal (i swear i'm not making this up how could i its just to good) the very next experience is how quickly the brothers in the bahamas rebuilt the convention center there and about 14 kh's after a hurricane busted the shit out of them... hahahahahaha this crap is so good it's almost worth going to the assembly this weekend!!!
I'm actually pretty lucky family wise i'm going to the convention city with my wife (jw) my two daughters 2 and 7 months (not jw's and never will be) and my mother and father in law (jw's and elder) and grandmother (jw) i'll hang out at the hotel play golf in kissimee and take my oldest to sea world on saterday and they won't hassle me at all so i'm not complaining!