I went to one of the three assemblies

ChimChim

Yes, I confess I went to an assembly... Shame on me! The only reason I went was because my father started to shun me... Because he said that I am to "bad" I don't know how I am a bad kid but in his eyes I am... and I didn't want that to happen because he is still my father regardless so I went to make him happy. So yeah I had to sit there for 6 hours striaght I was bored out of my mind...

So yeah I heard some of the stuff that they were saying and I fell asleep!! I also kept getting up after they said that doing that during a meeting was rude. So I would get up say that I needed the washroom and Would walk all the way around the stadium. And to top it all off I had an extremely low V cut and did I mention it was see through!! lol not like you could see my body or anything but it had a purple colour underneath it and that kept going up so when I went to stand up my butt would be sticking out... Bahahahah!

You should have seen the looks everyone was giving me... and my sister too but people liked her dress more than mine Even though she was wearing my dress and I was wearing hers. It was crazy but I was having fun.

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sorry ppl I'm having some technical difficulties with my spelling!!

jgnat

I bring reading material, a big notepad and pen. I have gotten some of my best ideas there. My boss asked me what in the heck was I doing putting that kind of work in on a weekend? I told him I was at a Very Boring Convention.

Huh?

A Very Boring Jehovah's Witness Convention.

Oh, all right then.

Board, how did you keep from getting bored?

ChimChim

Ok poeple I wont be here much longer so If i dont respond back...I will tomorrow!

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ChimChim

I didn't I gues I just stayed bored the whole time me and my sister passed notes making fun of eachother, lol! and I just went to sleep!

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avishai

Good girl!

Gadget

The only reason I went was because my father started to shun me...

Isn't one of the identifying marks of the true religion that they will have true love among themselves, and it not just being conditional on you going to a few meetings? Do you have to go to the other 2 days? I used to like to take kinder surpise eggs to the assembly. First, you got to disturb everyone by taking the foil wrapper off, and then you had the chocolate to eat while everyone gave you dirty looks for eating during the session, then you had a little toy to build and play with to help the time go faster! Ther perfect thing for an assembly!!!!!

Elsewhere

lmao!

ChimChim

Isn't one of the identifying marks of the true religion that they will have true love among themselves, and it not just being conditional on you going to a few meetings?

Yeah, thats one of the topics one of the brothers talked about but my dad said he didn't care and he wanted nothing to do with my sister because we were bad kids!

Do you have to go to the other 2 days?

Nope, I'm free of that!!!!! I'm at my moms right now and as you all know she has nothing to do with that religion!

First, you got to disturb everyone by taking the foil wrapper off, and then you had the chocolate to eat while everyone gave you dirty looks for eating during the session, then you had a little toy to build and play with to help the time go faster! Ther perfect thing for an assembly!!!!!

hahah I did that too! Accept It was a chocolate bar! I was sitting by my uncle(my dads twin) and I heard him sigh. lol. but I kept on opening it and the people behind me were looking at me and giving me dirty looks and I smirked at them.LoL Now that I think about it I had a great time!

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Evesapple

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My daughter has to go through something similar, but her father bribed her to go atleast 1 day, he said she could get a CD or a new movie or new playstation game.....yeah, that gets him a lot of respect, my daughter was even a little taken back that he'd even resort to bribery....I think she went because she felt sorry for him....he had to look good for the family, how pathetic....

ChimChim

I just remembered something else form when I was there. I saw one of my moms former friends that used to drive us to the meetings every time there was one, and she gave me hugged and said that she missed my mom and wished she would come back! All I could think was "Fat Chance, Keep on missin her lady because shes not comming back!!!!" My sister said that was what she was thinking to, and that there's no chance in the world of my mom showing her face into one of those meetings!

She also said that when she is in the area that she's going to drop in and visite my nanny... Ok sure thats fine but not like my nanny would be happy to see her!!!

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I went to one of the three assemblies

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