thirsty? drink lifes water free!!!!

by zev 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • zev
    zev

    yep.....

    this citys water is a fine product.

    drink up! lots of minerals and crud suspended in it for your bone devlopment.

  • frenchbabyface
    frenchbabyface

    ... are you sure ? cause it looks very

  • zev
    zev

    yeah. straight from the tap. unbelievable.

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  • Nocturne
    Nocturne

    There's an old saying (from The Simpsons) that goes:

    "If it's brown, drink it down...If it's black, send it back"

  • gumby
    gumby

    Zev,

    How many times have I encouraged you to not drink so dang much beer that you get up at night and piss in the sink? Geeze Louise dude!

    Looks like you need a double water filter my friend!

    Gumby

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    That water looks about as appealing as going to today's Sunday meeting at the Kingdom Hall.

    I think you can get help from this site: www.culligan.com

    Your Culligan Dealer:

    Title: Culligan Water Conditioning
    Address1:
    Address2: 149 James P Murphy Hwy
    City: West Warwick
    State: RI
    PostalCode: 02893
    Phone: 401-823-3000
    Fax: 401-823-3121
    EMail: [email protected]
  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    Okay, now you did it!

    I've got that *#$@! song stuck in my head now:

    Come and drink life's water free
    Yes come drink you thirsty ones
    God's loving kindness see

  • zev
    zev

    gawd.....if i pee brown, i think i'd be in trouble

  • iiz2cool
    iiz2cool

    Is that what they mean when they say the water has a high fecal count?

    Walter, who will drink ONLY beer from now on.

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