OI!! Valis You Ruddy Balmpottin Git, Get In Touch!!

by Celtic 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • Celtic
    Celtic

    The Celt sighs with exasperation.

    Ruddy men, who wants em?

    Valis, I have pm'ed you to no avail hence I ruddy well write here. You were supposed to be flying in to the UK today to Gatwick, remember?!! I have organised my time to pick you up from the airport at Gatwick a 350 mile drive from here and do I get to hear a ruddy word from you eh?!! Pahhhhhh. Uselessness on two legs ee be lad.

    What the ruddy dickens is going on, I need to know ASAP!!

    Blimey beautiful day like this, I could be ruddy working not waiting around for you to send me a note which would take you ruddy 30 seconds to ruddy well write. Thats another days wage down the ruddy dunney.

    Celtic puts on his most exasperated looking expression, shakes his head in disbelief and sighs.

    Good job you don't work for me boy.

    Btw welcome to schenalligans UK side, if you don't contact me as you promised, you're a right ruddy wotsit and I'll ..... oh never mind.

    Streuth.

    Celt.

  • Celtic
    Celtic

    OK the balmpot has got in touch at last, will be picking him up from Gatwick 0900hrs Thursday morning.

    Blinkin leave it to the last second will ee?

    Ruddy hec.

    Any tips on putting up with him appreciated!!

  • Valis
    Valis

    *LOL* Freak boy...I wasn't online yesterday.

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • talesin
    talesin

    Try returning your own correspondence occasionally. Perhaps the Goddess will see fit to bless you in kind.

    Ya ruddy balmpot!

    tal

  • Valis
    Valis

    *LOL* Celty...I will be arriving next month Tbhursday the 14th..(thanks for Gadget for pointing this out...*LOL*) ya ruddy balmpot. Not this Thursday, which would be the 17th my friend. Besides Eman's barbie aint till July the 1th17...*LOL*...remember balmpot? *LOL* Freak boy..

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Valis
    Valis

    So Mr. Celtic, you have decided to make me to blame for your mistake in knowing when I got to the UK. And be not so nice in chat. That's OK mate. Like I said, I can take care of myself and as far as all of us "in ex witlesses" in Texas, you must be talking out your arse, cuz we have been nothing but hospitable to everyone who has visited us. Take care of yourself and I'll see you at the barbie.

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Celtic
    Celtic

    Valis, chat eh? After you're rudeness in messing me around with my time etc? Hmmmmm, yeah right on boy.

  • talesin
    talesin

    Shit happens, guys. Don't let it ruin the possibility of having a lovely time, that you can never recapture.

    t

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    Yup talesin..thanks alot for leaving me with that thought..

    Valis and Celtic walkin hand in hand all over the UK...I'm having nightmares and I'm still awake!

  • Celtic
    Celtic

    In a ruddy previous chat correspondence he said ruddy June 14th to me the ruddy balmpot.

    Weed smokers who needs em, canna een remember what ruddy month they're ruddy well flying around the world, good job he arn't a world leader.

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