Just a quick note to let you folks know that Valis has been approved for his trans-gender surgery! He has scheduled his several operations to be completed and he will be finished with his recovery from the operations in time to be the MAID OF HONOR at Not Perfect Yet's upcoming wedding!
His new name will be "Valisia." He is donating his dreadlocks to the "Haile Sellasie Center for Religious Studius" and his tattoos to the Smithsonian Institution. He has promised me he will donate his unit to me (hey! I can always use a spare!) I'm definitely coming to the wedding and will definitely hit up on him her when I get there!
Isn't that wonderful news, folks?
Farkel