am a "weak-minded, bottom-feeding, scum-sucking apostate sucking at the teat of Babylon the Great."
LoL
This is too funny.
wannaexit
by shamus 79 Replies latest jw friends
am a "weak-minded, bottom-feeding, scum-sucking apostate sucking at the teat of Babylon the Great."
LoL
This is too funny.
wannaexit
Are you 'faded'?
That's us. Officially inactive and the CO told the elders to leave us alone. So far, so good. Don't care, but it is kind of fun keeping them guessing.
I guess i should start a survey in my congregation
We asked the congregation audience just what in the Hell ***** is and whhhhat was the number one answer?
Survey Sayyyyyys.....
1 Who?
I gently faded at first, going to the odd meetings until it became too hard to bear. I am now a full blown despiser of all that they teach and consequently haven't attended any meetings since last years memorial.
Now I wouldn't go back there if I was paid to do so, I despise the building, those that attend and their teachings. I have grown so much since leaving all of that behind and really feel that I am a completely different person than what I was when I was subserviently doing what was expected of me.
I wouldn't give a shit if they decided to disfellowship me now... Let them find a reason...
I'm not saying that I would give in gracefully, I still have plenty that I would like to say to them. However, they do not rule me any more. I take charge of my own life. They are now very much insignificant to me these days. I think that they know that anyway and that is why they have allowed me to drift...
Watch this space........
Bay64me
I wouldn't give a shit if they decided to disfellowship me now... Let them find a reason...
The "s" word there... there's the reason! Get 'er!!!
DF'D AND PROUD OF IT!
LOL @ jaredg! Contrary to popular opinion (theirs) the witlesses display a tremendous lack of lurv and are totally judgMENTAL, jaredg....an'....in my book, that just doesn't jibe with scriptural content....ergo.....hasta la vista, babeeeeee!
Frannie B (of the *sshole and elbows goin' out the door class)
F a d i n g . . . i s m e l l o w i n g . . .
Reality says: I don't know why they're so quiet...I 've f a d e d 4 years now and remarried to a
1.) ooooooohhh, non-jw...(hip-hip hoo - ray)
THAT IS NOT ALLOWED, BUBBA !
2.) ooooooohhh, I had an UN-scriptural divorce and am NOT free to re-marry!
I did it anyway. (HIP-HIP...HOO-RAY for US!) NA-NA-NAAAAAAAA-NA
THAT LEGAL KINDA ADULTRY IS NOT ALLOWED, BUBBA ! OFF WIFF HE'S FURRY HAID...!
Loads of JW family and realtives all know about...I INVITED THEM. So I figure if I make anyone mad at me...one of my loving relatives will pick up the Red Phone... "Bro. Spoils Lives...? Bro. Rabbit is a vewwy, vewwy, b a d wabbit...!
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
Relax said the nightman
We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave
That just sent shiveres down my spine. I have never thought of that song that way before, but it is soooo true.
I'm disfellowshipped.