They patrol neighborhoods in the AM so your house is less likely to get broken into.
Great for punchlines in jokes...
A great example for others when explaining "how not to live your life"
Really clean windows.
Great Websites like this are made to counsel those who left.
Good for the mental health therapists, who make money off of people trying to shed the fear of that God will kill them if they don't bother their neighbors every Saturday morning.