Well, I got dragged, kicking and screaming talked in to going to the assembly yesterday as a friend of mine was in the drama. What a freaking waste of time interesting experience.
First of all, I had a tough time squeezing my larger than life ass bum into a seat that looked like it was made for a house-elf small child. I found myself sitting next to a sister who absolutely wreeked and stunk of B.O. and eucalyptus didn't have the most pleasant odor. I really felt like asking El Stinko if she knew what soap and water were for moving, but I didn't want to take the chance that she'd respond make her feel uncomfortable so I was stuck in this suckhole remaind in this seat. I spend a great part of the morning holding my breath till I turned blue, trying to pay attention but it didn't work. I think she farted a few times too.
The stupid old goat brother on the platform was practically yelling at us spoke with vigor about all the problems of sites like this "apostate web sites" and how they show people what's really going on inside the Borg seduce innocent victims by telling the truth, lies and half-truths. He also lied his bony old ass off declared that Dateline, 20/20 and CNN the media was guilty of exposing their pathetic attempt at covering up the pedophile problem conjuring up lies and that one day, Jesus would destroy them for exposing these moronic idiots persecuting His brothers.
What was really astonishing was that they admitting that so many young ones are leaving this f*cked up religion the Truth because they don't want to end up as a Cheese and Cracker bro feel that the Organization is too restrictive. They had several young drones who don't know any better young people up there talking about how they've screwed up a golden opportunity given up the chance for a better life for worldly pursuits in order to become a drone for the Borg put Kingdom interests first. They also had an illustration with a 7 year old where the father explains to him why the Borg Jehovah doesn't want us to have any frigging fun celebrate birthdays.
Between El Stinko the sister sitting next me and the mind numbing crap spewing from the platform experiences I saw, I really wished I had smoked some pot or drank some booze prepared myself better. Just after noon I got the fuck out of there left and didn't come back.
Did anyone else go the chance to attend the assembly yet?