Off to the Assembly this Weekend

dorothy

Anyone have any ideas for discreet practical jokes I can commit?

OR

Anyone else going to Cornwall, Ontario this weekend?

Yerusalyim

Randomly point at people and yell, "APOSTATE!"

Elsewhere

How about the ol' Laser Pointer on the Speaker gag?

Sorry... my imagination is not at 100% yet this morning.

You guys are hilarious! The laser thing could really work. I have a keychain flashlight that's quite strong. The yelling of APOSTATE! sounds hilarious but I wonder how long before my ass would get hauled out.

Nosferatu

Print these out and put them in the contribution boxes:

alt

Dansk

Anyone have any ideas for discreet practical jokes I can commit?

Just one:

DON'T GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

confusedjw

The Yeru said:

Randomly point at people and yell, "APOSTATE!"

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

(my wife just said "what are you laughing at?")

Yell out with a crazed wide eyed look.

Ciara

Go into the bathroom and write www.jehovahs-witnesses.com , www.silentlambs.org , and www.freeminds.org on the back of each and every stall door in the entire complex with a black permanant marker.

Ciara

Crooked Lumpy Vessel

Nosferatu:

You get the funniest pictures. Where do you get them? I would love to have a bigger version of that funny monoey because I will stick it in the contribution box. I am a junior rebel.

Mary

Anyone have any ideas for discreet practical jokes I can commit?

Put a sign up over one of the Men's Washroom signs that says PEDOPHILE'S WASHROOM ONLY

Off to the Assembly this Weekend

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