Celtic,
I know it's no joke, pal. I was just ribbing you a bit. When I was a kid I met an old merchant-marine who had the misfortune of being in the South China Sea where their boat got too close to one of the Spratly Islands. It's really like the old china under the warlords.. pirates, china-white runners, gunboats, and every country and their dog claiming a piece of these little islands, many of which got ..
anyway I'm rambling.