"6 Ways To Safeguard Your Health" Per AWAKE!

by minimus 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    The Sept. 22, 2003 AWAKE! gives us 6 ways to stay or get healthy. I figured I'd pass them on to you for your response....... #1--Safely dispose of excrement #2--Wash your hands #3--Wash your face every day #4--Use only clean water #5--Protect food from germs #6 Dispose of all houshold refuse---In conclusion the article says, "If you regularly apply these suggestions, you will soon find that they are part of your daily routine. They are not difficult and do not require much money to implement, but they will safeguard the health of you and your family."

  • Odrade
    Odrade

    Bwahahaha! Well, I guess if they want to keep reading such ASSinine articles...the WTS writing committee took a snoozer on that one.

    I wonder how many "from our readers" thanking the WT for this timely and helpful new information will be published a couple of months from now. HA!

    *flush*

  • iiz2cool
    iiz2cool

    They're missing another important health tip.

    WATCH YOU'RE BLOOD PRESSURE!!!

    This can be done by avoiding situations that can cause stress. Example - Meetings.

    Walter

  • minimus
    minimus

    But I must admit---they are EXPERTS on EXCREMENT.

  • shamus
    shamus

    Because they are trying to recruit from third world countries where hygene is not common. Makes good business sense.

    To people in the developed world, they sound totally wacked whenever they used to print that drivel. I seem to recall some talks on how the bible promotes good hygene.

  • kls
    kls

    How damn stupid do they think people are . Oh please, children even know that.

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    THAT WAS OUR SPIRITUAL FOOD.... was it tasty?

  • gitasatsangha
    gitasatsangha

    End yet the toilets at the Equador Bethel have a seperate trashcan for putting soiled toiletpaper in. The plumbing, you see, can't handle soggy used teepee, so they put it in foul stinking cans beside the toilet. I guess they should be practising what they preach.

  • JH
    JH
    "6 Ways To Safeguard Your Health" Per AWAKE!

    How about 50 ways to leave your lover...

    1) Slip out the back Jack

  • Corvin
    Corvin

    OMG, what idiots. I learned 5 of those 6 items by the time I was 2 years old for godsake. I am still trying to master the habit of safely getting rid of my excrement tho . . .

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