Thanks, Wednesday!
Longhauler and Stephanus, you guys are SOOOOO GOOOOOD at this.....what originality of plagiarism! Very well-thought-out, dudes!
Frannie B
Startin' Up da JWD Soul Train w/50 Ways to Leave Watchtower...heh
by Frannie Banannie 19 Replies latest jw friends
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Undaunted Danny
Can I post my poem please?
Yankee doodle www.Dannyhaszard.com went to cyber-land a-riding on his pony.. To, browse about the Ripoff cult, and find out what it's all a-bout.. He got in their face in cyber-space.....Rode his steed for those in need...........To show it's all re-cycled phony -baloney.
What he found was not sound...... So Yankee doodle went right to town.... He didn't put on airs, he rode his mare, to cham-pion all that's just and fair.
To- the- fore -the -Ivory- tower sent the legal whores ,but hold fast the under-lings could- not- last.......Let freedom ring for all the vic-tims of the ding-a-lings.
Can't do the time don't do the crime.....When you cop a plea we will gloat with glee.....In a hurry to build a stone wall / won't lose face @ the kingdom hall..
Revenge is sweet, it's really neat...Apostate com-mo-tion, in lo-co-mo-tion we will scout - a - path to set free at last............ All those sheep,, bat-tered by the watchtower psychopaths........
To cast my pearls before the swine, never more will i give up the right's that's mine....Friends and foe,i now know....I'll keep right on a dy-na-mo.......................................
They think it's fun, to eat their young........It' all that's fair in the-o-crat-ic war-fare.........But Dan the man is really cool at tainting the empaneled jury pool........
This fella is a gorilla,, goliath will be fel-ling....,,No books from crooks, nobody's buying what your sel-ling....................................
Yah'l come back now,,Ya hear
?? THINKING OF GETTING OUT OF THE CULT ?? [adapted from Paul Simon's lyrics]Be a "coy roy" and "don't look back jack"
Just go missing, MIA , (missing in action)
Don't let the control freak, church elders know your plans...
Be as elusive and as evasive as they are..
Hey Babe ! To use the all purpose elder catchphrase :: IT'S CONFIDENTIAL Last call...
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Frannie Banannie
Absolutely, Danny! Great verse, Danny boy! (Go, Danny-go, Danny-go, Danny!!!!)
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DireStraitJacket
Metallica have a great way of putting things, i've changed 2 words in this (not quite soul either..)
Dear elder
Dear overseer
What is this hell you have put me through
Believer
Deceiver
Day in day out live my life through you
Pushed onto me what’s wrong or right
Hidden from this thing that they call life
Dear brother
Dear overseer
Every thought I’d think you’d disapprove
Curator
Dictator
Always cencoring my every move
Children are seen but are not heard
Tear out everything inspired
Innocence
Torn from me without your shelter
Barred reality
I’m living blindly
Dear mother
Dear father
Time has frozen still what’s left to be
Hear nothing
Say nothing
Cannot face the fact I think for me
No guarantee,it’s life as is
But damn you for not giving me my chance
Dear brother
Dear overseer
You’ve clipped my wings before I learnt to fly
Unspoiled
Unspoken
I’ve outgrown that fucking lullaby
Same thing I’ve always heard from you
Do as I say not as I do
Innocense
Torn from me without your shelter
Barred reality
I’m living blindly
I’m in hell without you
Cannot cope without you two
Shocked at the world that I see
Innocent victim please rescue me
Dear brother
Dear oversear
Hidden in your world you’ve made for me
I’m seething
I’m bleeding
Ripping wounds in me that never heal
Undying spite I feel for you
Living out this hell you always knew -
ohiocowboy
SUNG TO THE TUNE OF-WHAT A DIFFERENCE YOUV'E MADE IN MY LIFE.......
Oh, what you dipsh*ts have caused in my life'
What you dipsh*ts have caused in my life,
You filled it with pain and strife,
Oh What you dipsh*ts have caused in my life.
What a pain you have caused in my heart,
Yes, what a pain you have caused in my heart,
You took all my best parts,
Oh What a pain you have caused in my heart.
Love to me was what I thought you had taught,
and since then I saw I was abused,
Then you gave me a bad feeling,
That's why I went a-reeling,
And now I'm just spreading the news!
Yes, what a difference [Leaving] you has made in my life!!!
********Dedicated to the BORG********
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Special K
Skally said..
Just burn the stack jack..
lol.. that was a good one considering his post on what to do with all his J.W. literature.
sincerely
Special K
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Stephanus
Thanks for the kind words, Peeps!
I still haven't exhausted the "50 Ways" song yet. Here's a further installment dedicated to the Watchtower Presidents:
You're just out of luck, Chuck,
Don't bear a grudge, Judge,
Don't be hit by the door, Knorr,
On your way out.
The generation's dead, Fred,
It's been totally kill't, Milt,
It's time to move on, Don,
You're on your way out!
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Valis
I WANNA BE DON CORNELIUS!
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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Frannie Banannie
LOL, Steph! Keep 'em coming!
You guys are incredible!
I'm thinkin' about "Chain of Fools" now...hmmmmm
Frannie B
