"But you don't want nothing like this to happen," said Alan Cross, a member of Denbigh South...
Sounds like the Theocratic Misery School didn't not teach Brother Cross proppa gramma.
A very old Kingdom Hall had an "accidental" fire in 1986 here in the Twin Cities. Of course it was accidental, and Jehovah probably made it happen because he wanted the local brothers to get the insurance money to help fund their nice new suburban hall.