(trump = fart )
Our youngest, 5, can be fussy about what he eats and he was playing up before dinner.
It looked like he wasn't going to eat the fish-fingers, chips and beans until he suddenly asked "are these the beans that make me trump?".
When we assured him that they were then he wolfed them down (after a quick "yeahs!").
Kids ... who'd have 'em ?!?!