my husband is my step brother

by Mulan 38 Replies latest jw friends

  • Special K
    Special K

    Hey Princess

    That one really got a chuckle out of me..

    " I became my own cousin in 1989. It's OK, gives me someone to talk to at all hours"

    hahahaha

    Special K

  • Special K
    Special K

    Hey pinned Blouse

    Looks like your accounting of family connections takes the cake.

    You win!

    I did some research on my husbands side of the family he did have First cousins who married and had a family.. but that can't top yours. lol

    Special K

  • Country Girl
    Country Girl

    It's a sad statement when you have to go to the family reunion to pick a wife.

    Country Girl

  • Mulan
    Mulan
    Hey pinned Blouse

    Looks like your accounting of family connections takes the cake.

    You win!

    I agree. That one tops them all.

    Good stories everyone.

    Mulan, you disgust me! You're such a typical Witness.
  • seeitallclearlynow
    seeitallclearlynow
    That has lead to beautiful family relations! No one talks to eachother.

    ~Snapdragon

    LOL! Somehow that struck me as very funny. A little sad I guess, but funny. This whole thread has been great. Lots of laughs!

  • Celtic
    Celtic

    Celtic looks helplessly confused and perplexed at the scenarios given above.

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    My half-sister is also my cousin. My dad's ex-wife is also his sister-in-law. That makes my dad's ex-wife my aunt. One of my dad's brother-in-laws is his ex-wife's brother.

  • Lehaa
    Lehaa

    My Mum and her Auntie married brothers. So her Auntie is also her sister in law. That makes my cousins also my second cousins.

    A MS in a congregation i was once in is married to his first cousin.

  • Insomniac
    Insomniac

    My half-brother introduced our father to his girlfriend and her mom. Sure enough, my father hit it off with the mom, and made her wife #5. Eventually my brother married his young lady as well, and I guess this makes my pops both the father, and the father-in-law, of my half-bro.

    I've always been scared of marrying one of my half-brothers by accident, ever since I got to know about my father's active social life. Therefore, I found myself a good man from another state, where there is a little chlorine in the gene pool, just to be safe.

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