Hey Princess
That one really got a chuckle out of me..
" I became my own cousin in 1989. It's OK, gives me someone to talk to at all hours"
hahahaha
Special K
by Mulan 38 Replies latest jw friends
Hey Princess
That one really got a chuckle out of me..
" I became my own cousin in 1989. It's OK, gives me someone to talk to at all hours"
hahahaha
Special K
Hey pinned Blouse
Looks like your accounting of family connections takes the cake.
You win!
I did some research on my husbands side of the family he did have First cousins who married and had a family.. but that can't top yours. lol
Special K
It's a sad statement when you have to go to the family reunion to pick a wife.
Country Girl
Hey pinned BlouseLooks like your accounting of family connections takes the cake.
You win!
I agree. That one tops them all.
Good stories everyone.
Mulan, you disgust me! You're such a typical Witness.
That has lead to beautiful family relations! No one talks to eachother.~Snapdragon
LOL! Somehow that struck me as very funny. A little sad I guess, but funny. This whole thread has been great. Lots of laughs!
Celtic looks helplessly confused and perplexed at the scenarios given above.
My half-sister is also my cousin. My dad's ex-wife is also his sister-in-law. That makes my dad's ex-wife my aunt. One of my dad's brother-in-laws is his ex-wife's brother.
My Mum and her Auntie married brothers. So her Auntie is also her sister in law. That makes my cousins also my second cousins.
A MS in a congregation i was once in is married to his first cousin.
My half-brother introduced our father to his girlfriend and her mom. Sure enough, my father hit it off with the mom, and made her wife #5. Eventually my brother married his young lady as well, and I guess this makes my pops both the father, and the father-in-law, of my half-bro.
I've always been scared of marrying one of my half-brothers by accident, ever since I got to know about my father's active social life. Therefore, I found myself a good man from another state, where there is a little chlorine in the gene pool, just to be safe.