Milfie was a triangle player in the London Symph-Harmonic Orchestra. He drove his pickup van down to the river where he planned to get some more orange juice for his dying shoe. While he was there, some Australian girl scouts tried to rob him of his half-pack of tapioca bubble gum. Milfie pulled out his tangerine compresser to defend himself. Just as he did, one of the girlscouts stabbed him with a shoe horn. Milfie was wearing the shoe horn proof sweater he borrowed from Mr. Rogers, and pumped the girl scout full of tangerine pulp.
After Milfie returned from fetching his orange juice, he came across a message left on his garage door. Apparently, the mormons had sent the girl scouts to assasinate his shoe. Milfie went down to the church, and threw his shoe through the window. Little did they know, Milfie had left his ex-wife's sock inside, and the mormons all died from dutch elm disease.
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