carefully faded,
Your concern is appreciated. It is heart warming to know that someone cares.
Firstly, I am disturbed by your lack of anatomical comprehension. Please buy yourself a decent mirror and experiment with it. Secondly, my avatar is a picture of myself performing a party trick for which I am well renowned. Fortunately, I am slim, supple, and double-jointed. It also helps that I am bald headed and have an oily complexion.
Seriously though, the picture reflects my determination of your typical jaydub. Wandering through life with their head firmly entrenched in their arse. Oblivious to the realities of life.
Sorry, but I do not know how I can enlarge the image for you (as if it is not frightening enough). The image was attached to an ebay auction in 2000 by a seller identified as 'ima-nut' (appropriate perhaps?). The auction was entitled - BUTT-LIGHT...colonoscopy without insurance!! and was for an aparatus called a sigmoidoscope. Part of the item description was - "Oh my God!!! They stick it all the way up there!". The seller had apparently acquired surplus supplies of an old implement for examining the colon and was trying to flog them off on ebay. The listin also displayed several images of the device and suggested some new uses for it e.g. using it as a seed planter. I was quite impressed by the photographic manipulation of the image of the man with head head up his nether regions.
I decided to couple the image to my board name. A bit disrespectful perhaps? But, as if I care what any religious zealot may feel.
cheeses - revealing all.