Liberal Weiners & Right Wing Nutjobs unite in laughing.
"This Land" featuring John Kerry & George Bush
by Sirius Dogma 14 Replies latest social humour
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DireStraitJacket
ROFLMFAO!!!
you can't say nuclear
that really scares me
sometimes a brain can come in handy....
from california... -
ignored_one
lol, good ole jibjab.
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Ignored One.
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joenobody
It's even funnier for us Canadians on the sidelines...
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gespro
LOL
I'm laughing!!!!
LOL
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Yizuman
Anyone able to make a transcript of it? What does it say?
Yiz
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Yizuman
bttt
Yiz
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Euphemism
Well, it's not nearly as funny without the animation, but here ya go...
Bush:
This land is your land
this land is my land
I'm a Texas Tiger
You're a liberal wiener
I'm a great crusader
You're a hermit munster
This land will surely vote for meKerry:
This land is your land
this land is my land
I'm an intellectual
You're a stupid dumbass
I'm a purple heart winner
And yes it's true I won it thrice
This land will surely vote for meBush:
You have more waffles
Than a house of pancakes
You offer flip-flops
I offer tax-breaks
You're a UN pussy
And yes it's true that I kick ass
This land will surely vote for meKerry:
You can't say nuclear
That really scares me
Sometimes a brain can
Come in quite handy
But it's not going to help you
Because I won three purple hearts
This land will surely vote for meBush:
You're a liberal sissy
Kerry:
You're a right-wing nutjob
Bush:
You're a pinko commie
Kerry:
You're dumb as a doorknob
Bush:
Hey, you got that Botox
Kerry:
But I still won three purple hearts
Both:
This land will surely vote for meNative American Man:
This land was my land
Voices in Background:
But now it's our land
Schwarzenneger:
From California
Clinton:
To the New York Is... *slap* (spoken) ow, what did I do?
Kerry:
From the liberal wieners
Bush:
To the right-wing nutjobs
Kerry:This land belongs
Bush:
This land belongs
Both:
This land belongs to you and meBush (spoken):
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Yizuman
Thanks, that helped alot. LOL!
Yiz
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wednesday
too funny