"This Land" featuring John Kerry & George Bush

by Sirius Dogma 14 Replies latest social humour

  • Sirius Dogma
    Sirius Dogma

    Liberal Weiners & Right Wing Nutjobs unite in laughing.

    http://www.jibjab.com/thisland.html

  • DireStraitJacket
    DireStraitJacket

    ROFLMFAO!!!

    you can't say nuclear
    that really scares me
    sometimes a brain can come in handy....


    from california...

  • ignored_one
    ignored_one

    lol, good ole jibjab.

    -

    Ignored One.

  • joenobody
    joenobody

    It's even funnier for us Canadians on the sidelines...

  • gespro
    gespro

    LOL

    I'm laughing!!!!

    LOL

  • Yizuman
    Yizuman

    Anyone able to make a transcript of it? What does it say?

    Yiz

  • Yizuman
    Yizuman

    bttt

    Yiz

  • Euphemism
    Euphemism

    Well, it's not nearly as funny without the animation, but here ya go...

    Bush:
    This land is your land
    this land is my land
    I'm a Texas Tiger
    You're a liberal wiener
    I'm a great crusader
    You're a hermit munster
    This land will surely vote for me

    Kerry:
    This land is your land
    this land is my land
    I'm an intellectual
    You're a stupid dumbass
    I'm a purple heart winner
    And yes it's true I won it thrice
    This land will surely vote for me

    Bush:
    You have more waffles
    Than a house of pancakes
    You offer flip-flops
    I offer tax-breaks
    You're a UN pussy
    And yes it's true that I kick ass
    This land will surely vote for me

    Kerry:
    You can't say nuclear
    That really scares me
    Sometimes a brain can
    Come in quite handy
    But it's not going to help you
    Because I won three purple hearts
    This land will surely vote for me

    Bush:
    You're a liberal sissy
    Kerry:
    You're a right-wing nutjob
    Bush:
    You're a pinko commie
    Kerry:
    You're dumb as a doorknob
    Bush:
    Hey, you got that Botox
    Kerry:
    But I still won three purple hearts
    Both:
    This land will surely vote for me

    Native American Man:
    This land was my land
    Voices in Background:
    But now it's our land
    Schwarzenneger:
    From California
    Clinton:
    To the New York Is... *slap* (spoken) ow, what did I do?
    Kerry:
    From the liberal wieners
    Bush:
    To the right-wing nutjobs
    Kerry:This land belongs
    Bush:
    This land belongs
    Both:
    This land belongs to you and me

    Bush (spoken):
    Oh and Dick Cheney too

  • Yizuman
    Yizuman

    Thanks, that helped alot. LOL!

    Yiz

  • wednesday
    wednesday

    too funny

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