Believe It or Not! (page 3)

Steve Egner

Happy Dad

My feet got tangled in the blanket and I fell straight into the dresser and got the worst black eye ever.

OUCH! Hey, is that a bike on the back of your truck? xjw_b12

Any serious outdoor enthusiast/sportsman/adventurer knows you should wear a "cup" all the time to protect the family jewels.

I'm wearing one right now! Sage advice.

Maverick

Had one girl friend walking up to my front door as another was walking out the front door and believe it or not my left testice is still intact! Mav

Good thing there were no pine cones lying around... FMZ Glad you enjoyed the story, Keith. Truly, I owed you one after the "hole" thread. shotgun We may have to move this thread over to "beliefs." There is some discussion over the possibility that jst2laws may have been led by the Holy Spirit. How else can one explain such accuracy? Believe It or Not! Steve

Mulan

Ouch!!

Jst2laws...................good one!

RR

Hmmm.... does that mean you now have three balls?

Corvin

Without warning, a large, dense, golf ball sized pine cone from one of our towering neighborhood evergreens careened through my window like a meteor, and nailed me right on my left testicle. I nearly crashed my rig. Lycra offers scant protection.

LOL so funny!

Believe it or not, I was up in a tree with a box full of pine cones when I saw this guy coming down the road in lycra shorts. knowing that lycra offers very little protection against projectile pine cones, and detesting lycra shorts with a passion as I do, I hurled one of the pine cones down with tremendous force and it went right through his window nailing him right in the testicles! The poor guy nearly crashed.

Corvin

Steve Egner

Confusedjw

LOL LOL LOL

True accounts are always the funniest.

Mulan

Ouch!!

"Ouch!" is right!

RR

Hmmm.... does that mean you now have three balls?

Nope. But the left one is still somewhat larger than the right. In fact, I'm listing to port. Corvin

Believe it or not, I was up in a tree with a box full of pine cones when I saw this guy coming down the road in lycra shorts. knowing that lycra offers very little protection against projectile pine cones, and detesting lycra shorts with a passion as I do, I hurled one of the pine cones down with tremendous force and it went right through his window nailing him right in the testicles! The poor guy nearly crashed.

Well, there you go, people. Proof positive of the parallel universe theory. jst2laws, Corvin, and I must have momentarily converged at the vortex of the space-time continuum! Believe It or Not! Steve

Princess

Nope. But the left one is still somewhat larger than the right. In fact, I'm listing to port.

Way to much info for a DB IMO. OMG, I can't believe Steve posted any of this stuff. Can one really call it fluff? Rachel

xenawarrior

Princess

Oh dear, now we are being shunned by XW!

There was a comment there last night before that OTHER thread started...

Maybe she is only shunning Steve...yeah...that's it.

ozziepost

What is it with balls and thingamies this week!

(Don't answer that!!)

xenawarrior

OMG NO Rachel !!!!

Actually I agreed with you completely and still don't understand the harshness you received for stating your opinion. I wondered the same things myself.

You have a pm

XW

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