HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET
Element
woman
Discoverer
Adam
Atomic mass
Accepted at 53.6 kg but known to vary from 40-200kg
Occurances
Copious quantities found in all urban areas
Physical properties
1.Surface usually covered in painted film
2.Boils at nothing, freezes for no apparent reason
3.Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5.found in various stated forms from virgin metal to common ore
6. Yeilds if pressure applied tto correct places
Chemical properties.
1. Has great affinity for gold
2.Absorbs great quantitues of expensive substances
3.May explode pomtaneously, without prior arning and for no apparant reason
4.Insoluable in liquids but activity increases greatly with saturation in alcohol
5'Most powerful money reducing aent known to man
Common uses
1, Highly ornamental, especially in sportscars.
2.Can be great aod to relaxation
3.very powerful cleaning agent
Tests
1. Pure specimen turns rosy oink when found in natural state
2.Turns green when placed next to a better specimen
Hazards
1.Highly dangerpus except in experienced hands
2.Illegal to possess more than one, although several specimens may be maintained at different locations as long as they do not come into direct contact with eachother