Hi Codeblue
I'm old now...(LOL) and I relish anytime I have alone to myself. Seems to be the calm in the storm of chaos within a busy family for me.
When I was about 12 years old. My parents and sibblings left me at home one night. They went to a meeting. Anyway, I was laying in bed and I heard this crash downstairs, and I too thought it was a burglar who would eventually come up the stairs and get me.
So, I hid under the covers. After a minute or two, I decided that hiding in the bed under the covers, well that would be the first place he would look. So, I got up and got under the bed.. as I heard another crash downstairs.
After a few minutes, I got mad and said to myself. "Well, if he's gonna get me, it won't be without a good fight.". DAMN, him!! So, I took the hunk of hard wood from under my bed (don't ask why that was there) and creeped down the stairs in the dark. Slowly, slowly into the kitchen with my chunk of wood held high, ready to swing. If I just got one good crack, maybe...
As I peered into the kitchen, I could see mom's plants, that had been up in the window, were smashed on the floor. The curtain rod was hanging half down from the wall. There was potting soil all over the place. What a mess!
What the hell is this? I thought, .. a burglar come to steal mom's plants?
as I saw our cat make another thunderous jump and hurl itself at the window pane with it's claws and teeth . What the hell, is going on with this cat? Did my brother, put tape on it's rear end..(he's known for that)? Stupid kid brothers! The cat is totally beserk!!!! and makes another rush at the window whilst spinnning in the potting soil...SLAM.. into the window. When my parents and sibblings left the house, they left the outside light on. The light sort of hangs down just outside the kitchen window. The moths are attracted to the light and the cat is going crazy trying to get the moths.. but they are on the outside of the window.
So there you go codeblue, It truly was a "CAT-BURGLAR".
Special K