Hell Week AKA Vacation Bible School at the church behind us is almost over. There are approximately five more minutes of screaming left, followed by a "free carnival" at 5pm, then nothing until Sunday when we'll be gone anyway. YAY
I use quotes on the "free carnival" because I have to wonder, is anything really free? It makes me so angry when they go out of their way to invite MY children without consulting me first. Obviously we despise them, we've made that quite clear. They still try to suck us in via the kids. So now I get to be the ogre who has to tell them that we won't be attending the "free carnival" this year. Of course ALL their friends are attending so the tears come.
We have attended in the past only to be sought out by the youth pastor who introduces us as the people who live there (pointing at our house) who I've told you about. Well, that can only mean one thing. The only thing he'd be able to say is that we are the ones who come over and tell them to shut up, they are lousy neighbors, woke us up at 5am Saturday...etc...etc..etc... Steve was steamed last time and we have avoided them at all costs. Plus the church ladies give me nasty looks and all the carnival give aways are Jesus toys.
DON'T BUY A HOUSE NEXT TO, IN FRONT OF OR BEHIND A CHURCH.