Free breast enlargements

by JH 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    Well, GMA did a segment on this and explained that elective surgery is allowed for the military and their family because the doctors are not always in the middle of a war. They need to keep up their reconstructive skills and be able to compete with the secular doctors. Military plastic/reconstructive surgeons would not want to continue to stay enlisted in the Army, if when they left, their skills were not honed and not up to speed on the latest methods.

    If I were in the military and got breast cancer, I would want the doctor to know exactly how to reconstruct my breast and how best to do the operation. Afterall, it was not long ago they used to give women huge scars when they had a C-section, now its a small scar under the bikini line.

    Besides, our military personnel are not among the highest paid people in our country yet they are asked to sacrifice so much in lives and where they live. I guess a free nose job or boob job is okay with me.

  • kls
    kls

    I wonder if men can get free penis enlargment also. ,,,Hum

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    kls:

    I wonder if men can get free penis enlargment also. ,,,Hum

    I doubt it, but they get big guns and vehicles to play with, so it's all good

  • Yerusalyim
    Yerusalyim

    AND WE GET TO BLOW STUFF UP YEEE HAAAWWWW!

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    And that would correspond to...

    oops...

    nothing to see here, move along people...

  • Yerusalyim
    Yerusalyim

    NOTE TO SELF, INFORM WIFE OF FREE BREAST ENLARGMENT OPTION.

    And that would correspond to...

    oops...

    nothing to see here, move along people...

    That reminds me of the scariest phrases in the military,

    When

    A Private says "Sergeant, I think I made a mistake"

    A specialist says, "I got it under control"

    A sergeant says, "I have a small task for ya, it'll only take a minute"

    A Leiutenant says, "In my vast experience"

    a general says, "That 's nice, but have you thought about doing it this way?"

    And when a warrant officer says "WATCH THIS SHIT"

  • Yerusalyim
    Yerusalyim

    Shouldn't it be breastS enlargement, after all, there's two of them.

  • JH
    JH

    True, but they form only one pair.

  • Princess
    Princess
    True, but they form only one pair

    You'd prefer more?

  • Crazy151drinker
    Crazy151drinker

    Well this is fabulous news. I am being activated on the 16th so I hope I get to see some nice firm tigo Bitties!! Whoo Hoo!

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