Adult content: Keep your Jesus off my *****

by Sirius Dogma 18 Replies latest social humour

  • Sirius Dogma
    Sirius Dogma

    A funny and peculiar song I found today about keeping religious law out of secular law.

    Some will be offended by this, my advice, don't click the link. I think most here who don't take things too seriously will enjoy it. He makes some good points and the song is very clever. I got a good laugh out of it. I hope you enjoy it too.

    http://www.steakandcheese.com/downloads/keep_your_jesus_off_my_penis.wmv

    edited to include "Adult content" warning, and highlight SD's warning in the original post ~ Scully

  • ESTEE
    ESTEE

    It is funny ... and the message is valid. Here is a man that does not want religion invading his life and dictating to him how to live it. Wonder if he has dealings with any dubs?

    ESTEE

  • startingover
    startingover

    I now have a new anthem

    Thanks

  • Odrade
    Odrade

    that's great! ROTFL! Thanks

    O

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    Very funny!

  • Sirius Dogma
    Sirius Dogma

    Glad you enjoyed it.

    BTW This song is not an attack against the man know as Jesus... Here are the lyrics. Enjoy.

    Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis ©2004 Eric Schwartz


    Keep your Jesus off my penis
    Keep your bible off my balls
    Keep your prayers out of my ears
    And your crosses off my walls
    You can keep the virgin mother
    And the resurrection too
    Keep your Jesus off my penis
    I'll keep my penis off of you

    Well I'm frickin' sick and tired
    Of turning on the news
    And seeing the religious right's
    Ungodly fight to take our right to choose
    When to bear our children
    Who to love and how
    Education and protection
    If we're just practicing for now
    So dubya look obey a book
    If that's what works for you
    But I don't tell you how to pray
    So don't tell me how to screw

    Keep your Jesus off my penis
    Keep your bible off my balls
    Keep your prayers out of my ears
    And your crosses off my walls
    You can keep the virgin mother
    And the resurrection too
    Keep your Jesus off my penis
    I'll keep my penis off of you

    So you?re screaming bloody murder
    'Bout the taliban regime
    For subjugating women
    And being too extreme
    And basing legislation
    On some ancient holy book
    Does that sound a bit familiar?
    Here's a mirror, have a look

    And as for the ten commandments
    They need one more at least
    Thou shall never cover up
    The acts of pervert priests
    How'd they let that happen
    Unless they just abhor us
    Well anyway it adds
    Another layer to the chorus

    Keep your Jesus off my penis
    Keep your bible off my balls
    Keep your prayers out of my ears
    And your crosses off my walls
    You can keep the virgin mother
    And the resurrection too
    Keep your Jesus off my penis
    I'll keep my penis off of you

    So you'll execute a person
    And protect a single cell
    But mercy-kill the terminally ill
    And you're goin' straight to hell
    I don't know much about
    The word of God
    Far be it from me
    But I can tell you what it ain't
    Hypochristianity

    I am not anti-Christian
    Before you grab a rope
    There is beauty in religion
    And joy and love and hope
    We're all looking for an answer
    Some colossal cosmic cause
    But who the fuck are you
    To turn your views into my laws?
    It's just believers in the bible
    That would have abortion banned
    Anti-choice agnostics?
    I could count?em on one hand
    And as for killing babies
    I have but one retort
    If someone raped your daughter George
    You'd beg her to abort

    And if some young girl from your church
    Shows up with child or some infection
    ?Cuz you taught her what a horrid sin
    It was to use protection
    One day you'll face the pearly gates
    And whatchu gonna say
    When that long-haired Jewish peacenick
    Sends your ass the other way sayin?

    Keep your Jesus off my penis
    Keep your bible off my balls
    Keep your prayers out of my ears
    And your crosses off my walls
    I've had it up to here
    With all the biblibile you spew
    Keep your Jesus off my penis
    (at least that's what I would do)
    Keep your Jesus off my penis
    I'll keep my penis off of you
    That's if'n you want me to

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  • Gretchen956
    Gretchen956

    oh yea, this has been sent to all my friends! roflmao this is great!

    Sherry

  • ApagaLaLuz
    ApagaLaLuz

    Oi Vey, Ya'll sure do visit some odd sites sometimes. But thanks for sharing :)

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