If you ever fly with Air New Zealand....

PopeOfEruke

Whats the capital of New Zealand? About $2.60.
Pope
NewSense

One day, Kiwi Bob passes by Kiwi Pete's farm where he sees Kiwi Pete engaging in....uggh....extermely "intimate" relations with a sheep. In a state of total shock and disgust, Kiwi Bob shouts at Kiwi Pete: "Aagh! You should be shearin' that sheep!" To which, with much indignation, Kiwi Pete responds: "Listen! I won't be shearin' my sheep with anyone!!!"
PopeOfEruke

lol@nosense!
Why do Kiwi shepherds wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers.
Pope