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by Englishman 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Your Caption Please!

    Englishman.

    ..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.

  • Esmeralda
    Esmeralda

    "Thank Jehovah that we're allowed to drink in 'moderation' How would we endure life in this old system without booze?!"

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    "Thank you, God, that we are here drinking with our friends, and enjoying ourselves, instead of sitting in the boring District Convention."

  • reagan_oconnor
    reagan_oconnor

    "Water into Wine! Water into Wine! Jesus did it, so why can't I?"

    "I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul."

  • VeniceIT
    VeniceIT

    "WHAT MIKE HAHHAHA!!! hahha you were a bwwhahahbaba you were a hhaha JW hahha your kidding OMG HahHAHAHHAHA NOO WAYY!!!!"

    Ven

    "I'm gonna wash that borg right out of my hair,I'm gonna wash that borg right out of my hair,I'm gonna wash that borg right out of my hair, and send it on it's way"

  • TR
    TR

    PLEASE, GOD, MAKE HIM PULL UP HIS PANTS!

    TR

    "I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every
    form of tyranny over the mind of man." --Thomas Jefferson*

  • wasasister
    wasasister

    "And lastly, Oh Lord, thank you that we can now wear both Denim and tank tops!"

  • Yerusalyim
    Yerusalyim

    I thought you said pigs don't fly.

    YERUSALYIM
    God is truth, and light his shadow.

    Plato

  • logical
    logical

    Look at logical. What a freak.

    Please make him go away... please please PLEEEEEEEEEZE!

  • slipnslidemaster
    slipnslidemaster

    Dear Brother Rutherford,

    Please let the liquor store still be open.

    In Jesus name,

    Amen.

    Slipnslidemaster: "While we are postponing, life speeds by."
    - Seneca

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