A Parody of a typical Watchtower Article for your amusement: enjoy!

by Terry 21 years ago 26 Replies latest 14 years ago jw friends

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  BrendaCloutier 21 years ago

  ROFLMAO!

  Well done! Excellent writing and parody. I began to believe the first few paragraphs as real...

  Hugs

  Bren

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  Margie 21 years ago

  While doing a Watchtower spoof would be a total laff riot, could you imagine if we could slip this baby into the real Watchtower? Now that would be one Watchtower study even I would attend.

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  Oxnard Hamster 21 years ago

  Outstanding work Terry. It's funny and it cuts right to the point. I'd love to see some JWs expressions after reading this WT article.

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  bebu 21 years ago

  TOO FUNNY!

  And too true. A great lampoon!!!

  bebu

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  Mary 21 years ago

  Oh my god....................that was HILARIOUS!!! Thanks for the morning laugh!!

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  kls 21 years ago

  OMG, that was so good and yes i did enjoy.

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  Bubbamar 21 years ago

  I know this is a few days old - but I just read it an I'm am laughing my a---- off!!! Oh my god ! That was good!!! Thanks for the laugh!!! Funky chicken indeed!!

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  Double Edge 21 years ago

  I really agree we should put together a really tight facsimile copy of a Watchtower spoof with parody articles and collect a wee bit of money to print it off at Kinkos and distribute these at a Kingdom Hall or send them anonymously to our sappy JW relatives!

  Brilliant idea ! I've never been a dub, so I'm kind of limited on my editorial contributions... however, I would print out copies, have duplicates made, and send them to a few dubs I know...(hehe)

  2. Why do diet drinks taste so artificial? Does this tie look okay with this shirt?

  3.In view of the admonition in James 2:14, how should Christians do the Funky Chicken

  OMG.... ROFL

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  truman 21 years ago

  What a brilliant piece of writing! It was hilarious, and so true to form. Thanks

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  Terry 21 years ago

  I tried reading a Watchtower the other day for the first time in...hmmmm...about 25 years.

  HOW IN THE WORLD did we ever get through those articles?

  The writing is insane!

  The sentences are crammed with crap.

  Amazing stuff.

  Terry

  p.s. Thanks to everybody for the kind appraisal of my faux article

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