If You Could.................

by minimus 19 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    give an answer at the meeting, what would you REALLY like to be able to say?.......If you could've said to a householder what you REALLY thought, what would it be??......If you could've told that elder what you were REALLY thinking, what words would have come out of your mouth?................You get the idea. What would you have liked to do or say----now that you know what you know??

  • TresHappy
    TresHappy

    That the JW's are the EMPIRE of false doctrine, that shunning is horrible, that the Borg is a pedophile paradise, and you elders need to buy some new suits and treat women better!

  • kls
    kls

    Mini you are asking a loaded question. I would go with as much info as i could get my hand on and get up on their stage and start with the UN scandal and all the false prophecies and then watch them run cause a apostate has entered their circle.

  • minimus
    minimus

    I'd like to announce," Just so you'll know this isn't really the truth!"

  • JH
    JH

    I would ask if they still believe that some people born in 1914 will see the end.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere
    If you could've said to a householder what you REALLY thought, what would it be??

    "Yes, I am here to convert you and if you resist I will just drop you and move on to the next person."

  • Valis
    Valis

    *LOL* Assuming they would let me answer if I went after the tattooed arm waved around for a while sure...eheh

    SIncerely,

    District Overbeer

  • MelbaToast
    MelbaToast

    I would grab the mic and say:

    Women:

    Arent you tired of being "lower" then men in your congregation? Why should you wear a headcovering? Are the demons going to infiltrate your hair when giving a prayer, or delegating which care to ride in? Could you perform good works without the approval of local elders? Doesn't it make you angry that we are always "lower" beings in this organization? Should you take it a step further and walk behind your husband too? Why not cover your whole body, to make sure you do not stumble any young man who cant control his "sexual emotions?"Do you actually believe that drivel about "new light"? Why is the GB changing everything all the time? Would you let your child die because he didn't recieve a "whole" blood transfusion instead of parts?

    I could go on and on....

  • Tuesday
    Tuesday

    All of my priviledges were taken away because I had long hair. About 3 or 4 months after this (I fully enjoyed not going out in service) I cut my hair. Basically so I could look more goth. One of the elders told me, "You know with your hair short now you can share in all the wonderful work" Or something like that, "we can give you your priviledges back if you want, all you have to do is say the word and you could be giving talks again in two weeks". I told him "Do me a favor, write down all the priviledges I could have, fold it up real small and shove it." I really wish I said "fold it five ways and shove it". It sounds so much nicer, and flows so much better.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Tuesday, you pretty much told him!

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