In "Steel Magnolias", where Drum says, "nothing like a good piece of ass" when Weezer slices off the hind end of the Armadillo groom's cake for him.....Also, where Dolly Parton says, "An ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure."....and when Olympia Dukakis tells the little boy the story about the wicked old witch named "Weezer"....then Weezer comes over to talk to the little boy and he starts crying and slaps the shat out of her....oh LOTS of funny scenes in that movie....I could go on and on.....
"Somewhere in Time" with Jane Seymour and Christopher Reeve....when he sees her picture after first arriving at the Grand Hotel in the present time.
"Dirty Dancing"....the whole movie.
I love the whole "Transylvania 6-5000" movie, but my favorite scene is the one where Ed Begley, Jr. is up a tree and slowly slides down to discover that "Frankenstein" is the "tree" and is too frightened to do more than gasp and groan, then Ed Begley, Jr. backs up into the water, where the "pretzel" reaches up out of the water between Ed's legs and grabs him by the cajones, Ed SHRIEKS! And the part where the mad-scientist/doctor is in his laboratory and says, "I no la-botha you, you no labota-mee!"
One movie I saw in the 70's was "Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother" with Gene Wilder as the "smarter brother"....there was one scene that was screamingly funny.....Gene Wilder and his "assistant" were scoping out the house where a possible villain lived and there happened to be a ball going on....they were both dressed appropriately in tuxedoes and both got trapped temporarily in this narrow closet, in which there was a buzz saw spinning right down the middle of it (it was narrow, but long)....they pressed tightly against the wall with their backs to the buzz saw as it passed them, narrowly missing them (close shave).......then in the next scene, they're in the ball room standing on the sidelines, watching the crowd of dancers and watching the orchestra play.....suddenly they notice that people are beginning to stare and titter....the dancing stops.....the orchestra leader looks at them, nods, smiles and winks.....then Gene Wilder looks over their shoulder and notices a mirrored wall behind them.....which shows that they both received a closer shave by the buzz saw than they thought.....both their butts are bare (yup...two sets of cheeks are showing), having been shaved too close by the buzz saw.....so Gene Wilder and his assistant grab each other's asses, as they embrace one another and begin a wild waltz across the floor and out the door!
Just to name a few.
Frannie B
Gumbates