by FMZ 13 Replies latest jw friends
Just wanted to let y'all know I am going on vacation to England with wifey. Will see my family for the first time in three years!
Anyway, I'll be away for a couple of weeks, so don't worry... (unless of course, you see that a plane has gone down somewhere in the Atlantic).
Love to all, and God bless each and every one of you amazing people.
FMZ
but.. but.. I'll miss you..
Have a wonderful time and as for flying, i prefer ground transportation.
I wish I had friends and family in London. Well, have fun.
Don't forget to give me a call!
Have a great time, FMZ!
that is soooooo great you get to see your family!!! Awesome even! Have a great time.. and SAFE ONE!!
Have a good time Wingman and we'll have a beer and chat when you get back.
( Get a few of those puke bags on the plane as they make great lunch bags for work )
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Oh and you can take a joke right?
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"Hello airport security? Concerned member of the local congregatin of Jehovah's Witnesses here"
"Yes, how can I help you?"
"Well you have a guy with an english accent about to get on flight 1345 bound for england"
"Well, I can't confirm that for security reasons"
"Trust me you do. I want you to know that he has this thing about abusing cats, but worse he is smuggling drugs on the plane"
"I'll need your name"
"Val....er....Travis (mumbles)"
"Drugs, what kind?"
"The bad kind and they are hidden in his anus. Really deeply. You'll need the mini-jaws of life to get them"
"Okay we'll look into this"
"Ha ha I get it. And while you are searching can you do me a favor and say HELLYEAH!?"
Have a safe and wonderful trip!! I'll miss you.
But if you bring me back a souvenir I might feel better....
Lisa
I am checking my schedule but I think that I can pop down to the airport and we can check somewhere out quick.
