by Nosferatu 23 Replies latest jw friends
My wife is absolutely amazed that I don't know any Christmas Carols. She's asked me if I know the words to Hallmark the Harold Angel Something and I say "No".
As a child, I was exposed to them in elementary, but like a good JW, I blocked them all out. I guess I'll have to learn some when I have kids. This is going to be interesting.
How have you done with learning xmas carols?
I was brought up Catholic so i know a lot of them . Sorry Nos , that is sad , but if your wife and you decide to have children you will learn them and can teach your children.
Repeat after me:
Jingle Bells, Santa Smells
Rudolph picks his nose
Oh what fun
it is to ride
in grandma's panty hose!
You've got that all wrong. It goes like this:
"Jingle Bells, Batman Smells...
Robin Laid An Egg!
The Batmobile Lost a Wheel,
And the Joker Got Away!"
It appears you guys don't know the Christmas Carols very well either.
Suddenly I am craving chocolate milk with a straw..
I dont know any plus i dont even know the national anthem... Now thats pathetic.....
Christmas Carols? Hell, I didn't even know there were Christmas STOCKINGS!!! LOL, just kidding. Yeah, I know carols. I've been a nanny forever, and the kids play those songs incessantly from about October until April.
Most carols are like commercial jingles. Once you learn 'em, you'll NEVER get them out of your head. MWAHAHAHAHA!
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I dont know any plus i dont even know the national anthem... Now thats pathetic.....
I don't know mine very well, but I'll give it a try:
O Canada
Our home and native land
True nature flaw
Beyond my son's command
With glowing hearts, the sea may rise
Our true north strong and free
From far and wide
O Canada, we stand on god for thee
O Keep our land
Glorious and free
O Canada we stand on god for thee
O Canada we stand on god for theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Also, I have the Bob Rivers Christmas album, so I'm learning....
Grab Yaballz like Michael Jackson, fa la la la la la la la la
Handsome pelvic thrusting action fa la la la la la la la la
Well, I know them in English and German, and a couple in French. That's what happens when your father is not a JW. I even went carolling. But my mom was a "weak" JW then too.
BTW,
Jingle Bells is not a Christmas carol nor is Winter Wonderland or Let it Snow or Sleigh Ride or Jingle Bell Rock or Suzy Snowflake.
http://www.walkthroughlife.com/midis/christmas/suzysnowflake.htm
Blondie
Elsewhere i never heard that one , gotta remember that,,,,,,,lol
