I wonder if he volunteered to sit at a table full of JW literature that was set up at the University?? You know, checking out the pickings?? Getting a good grasp of the Territory???
Jesus actually had a pretty darn good idea that would work on @$$holes like this:
"If your right eye is making you stumble, tear it out and throw it away from you. For it is more beneficial for you for one of your members to be lost to you than for your whole body to be pitched into Gehenna. Also, if your right hand is making you stumble, cut it off and throw it away from you. For it is more beneficial to you for one of your members to be lost than for your whole body to land in Gehenna." - Matthew 5:29, 30.
I'm sure I don't need to spell out which "one of his members" needs to have cut off first.
Love, Scully