Parent: "Where does Jehovah live?"
Child: Finger points up.
Stupid JW Comments
by minimus 24 Replies latest jw friends
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undercover
Parent: "Where does Jehovah live?"
Child: Finger points up.
Which finger?
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pratt1
This actually touches on 2 treads. Abuse of JW children and stupid comments.
Angry mom gets up in the middle of the Watchtower study to spank "bad" son.
The little boy sreams: Please Jehovah Help Me!
The Watchtower conductor says: Even a small child realizes that Jehovah is his only salvation.
Pretty sick, huh!
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minimus
anything to do with dates----1914, 1918, 1919, 1975,etc.
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micheal
We are going to live forever
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recoveringjw
Chloe---Yikes. The birthday cake is said to be from Greek times---has something to do with Artemis, the goddess of the moon.
I think some of the explanations for the reasons that other holidays and special occasions are not celebrated are pretty freakin' ridiculous. Why wedding anniversaries and not b-days? Why not Valentine's day (although that has some pretty interesting origins). In the US, why not Thanksgiving??? I know the reasons they give, but they are all lame.
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Margie
"Birthday cakes are bad because they are round and remind us of John the Baptist's head on a platter."
I guess *ahem* True Christians shouldn't east pizza for that same reason, then?
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Quotes
A couple of time the kid would get it wrong, and parrot the wrong stock answer:
Bro. WT conductor: "... and who is the king ruler of this present system of things?"
Young Brother Parrot: "JEHOVAH??????????"
Bro. WT conductor: "...uh, lets try that again, this present, wicked system of things, filled with crime, violence, pollution...."
Young Brother Parrot: (looks at parents) ??????????
(Parrot's parents whisper somthing to Young Brother Parrot)
Young Brother Parrot: JESUS???????????
(Parrot's parents are now quite agitated, and starting to sweat, feeling the embarrassment of the entire hall; getting those "your 3 year old child doesn't even know...." stares; they say to child loud enough for everyone to hear "Satan the Devil")
Young Brother Parrot: SATAVEL!!!!!
Bro. WT conductor: "Yes, that's right, Satan the Devil"!
~Quotes of the "hate to see children brainwashed so young" class -
minimus
One pioneer in his 80's called on by the conductor remarked that the times are changing because the Jews took over a certain town and the place used to be known for the "nigger pool".
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minimus
"Everything in the Christian Greek scriptures technically relates exclusively to the anointed----but that doesn't mean it doesn't apply to us."