Give the JW experience a movie title:

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Finding ~~Nemo~~ Neomiah
blondie

Apocalypse Soon
Coming Soon
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Confessions of a Jehovah's Witness
Farkel

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the ~~Forum~~ Assembly

Service Meeting: "The Night of the Living Dead"

Circuit Overseers: "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner"

The ~~Ten~~ Billion Commandments

Judah Ben ~~Hur~~ Schroeder

The ~~Pink Cadillac~~ Blue Buick

The Curse of the ~~Mummy~~ Dubbie

~~Thriller~~ Filler

The ~~Temple~~ Tower of Doom

Fred Franz: "Death of a Snake Oil Salesman"

~~Twelve~~ Three Million Angry Men

Fiddler on the ~~Roof~~ Bible

The Passion of the ~~Christ~~ Bad Advice

Selling Books From Here to Eternity
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National Lampoons Christmas Watchtower Study
also this one needs no changes:
(The house with no Christmas Tree)
christopherrobin

THE GAME
MerryMagdalene

Altered States
The Big Chill
The Crying Game
Dazed and Confused
The Ruling Class
My Life as a Dog
Creepshow
MerryMagdalene

This is just way too fun!
Who's That Knocking At My Door? [old Martin Scorsese film]
Any Given Sunday
Road to Perdition
Pulp Fiction
1941 [1914 for dyslexics]
Imposter
Stand By Me (Please?!)
Blazing ~~Saddles~~ Bookbags
The ~~Wild~~ Mild Bunch
The Trial [Orson Welles]
The Gumball Rally
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Close Encounters of the Witless Kind
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Predator (Special Elders Cut Edition)