Oh, the Places You Can Never Go! ... by Dr. Seuss, of course!
Another Dr. Suess ... Oh the Thinks You Can't Think! (original title is Oh, the Thinks You Can Think for all you non-Dr.Suess fans)
Actually, its pretty funny to look at the titles of a lot Dr.Suess books and think about the JWs ... LOL!
How about ... How Rutherford Stole Christmas!