REMOVE ONE AND ADD ONE : BIBLE BOOK

Terry

Subtract one book from the Bible and add one of your own.

What is the name of your book and what is it about?

(Also, where does it go? Between what and what?)

Which do you get rid of and which do you replace it with?

Scrotolickticus instead of Ecclesiates. A bible book about one man on a journey to experience nothing but sexual pleasure. This bible book will go into incredible detail, and will help men & women be the most incredible lovers on earth.

Farkel

Remove Genesis and replace it with The Age of Reason. Stick one page between the end of The Age of Reason and Exodus which contains the words:

"Almost everything to follow is a pile of shit."

Farkel

DevonMcBride

Add Harry Potter.

Devon

Leolaia

I would add a whole Canaanite testament containing the books of Baal, Aqhat, Keret, Shahar and Shalem, and others. Mythology is pretty entertaining stuff. You can call it a "prequel" to the Old Testament. Or I'd ditch Revelation and the Pastorals for the Gospel of Thomas and some kewl Jewish-Christian stuff like the Didache, the Kerygma Petrou, and so forth.

FMZ

Hmm.. if I was to remove one Bible book, would have to be Revelation. And I would replace it with a book explaining everything in laymens terms... so people don't run around for 20 centuries saying "The end is nigh!", and instead realize it's all been and gone.

FMZ

ezekiel3

Sorry Nos, that Bible book has already been written:
The Song of Soloman

Open to me, O my sister, my girl companion, my dove, my blameless one! For my head is filled with dew, the locks of my hair with the drops of the night. SOS 5:2

FMZ

Aye, what Leo said... lol

I was almost going to say add a book dedicated to how the Christian faith is similar to so many others, but that would never ever happen.. lol. Cause Christians have the right religion, and no-one else does.... <sigh>

FMZ

Nosferatu

Sorry Nos, that Bible book has already been written:

That's why I put it before Song of Solomon, Scrotolickticus would complement it. The only difference between the two is mine wouldn't be poetic.

Scrotolickticus 6:9
And Casanovah put his male member into the mouth of Blowsheba, and she sucked and stroked until her mouth had become numb.

Nosferatu

Here's the books of the bible in case any of you (like me) have forgotten them:

Genesis
Exodus
Leviticus
Numbers
Deuteronomy
Joshua
Judges
Ruth
1 Samuel
2 Samuel
1 Kings
2 Kings
1 Chronicles
2 Chronicles
Ezra
Nehemiah
Esther
Job
Psalms
Proverbs
Ecclesiastes
Song of Solomon
Isaiah
Jeremiah
Lamentations
Ezekiel
Daniel
Hosea
Joel
Amos
Obadiah
Jonah
Micah
Nahum
Habakkuk
Zephaniah
Haggai
Zechariah
Malachi

Matthew
Mark
Luke
John
Acts
Romans
1 Corinthians
2 Corinthians
Galatians
Ephesians
Philippians
Colossians
1 Thessalonians
2 Thessalonians
1 Timothy
2 Timothy
Titus
Philemon
Hebrews
James
1 Peter
2 Peter
1 John
2 John
3 John
Jude
Revelation

REMOVE ONE AND ADD ONE : BIBLE BOOK

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