What would we do without GOOGLE?
A Cup of Urine A Day Will Keep The Doctor Away
by minimus 115 Replies latest jw friends
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Country Girl
OH... I dunno...
Sit around, pickin our noses, and holding our empty urine cups.
Country Girl
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RunningMan
I "googled" it, Min. I just typed in "eatin boogers"
OK, I hearby award the prize for least common google lookup key.
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Country Girl
I just figured if there was people drinkin pee, there must be some eatin other secretions, too! By the way... Running man... what're you running from? Are you being chased by post-menopausal nuns with urine cups? <screeches in laughter>
Country Girl
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Valis
What would we do without GOOGLE?
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RunningMan
I thought the metaphor of a post-apocalyptic game show where totalitarian authorities hunt you down on TV for fun and profit was somehow comparable to my current JW experience.
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shamus
I thought that a glass of wine a day keeps the doktor away... not a glass of piss, LOLOL!
Nice thread, Minimus. I'm going to drink some piss right now... er um... going to read the bible (yeah, that'll do!)
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ballistic
Minimus - UR-IN trouble for this thread!!! Yuk.
My mate once drunk a pint of someone elses warm piss in a pub for a twenty pound bet - but becuase he threw up immediately afterwards they wouldn't pay the 20.
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ballistic
Of course, you Americans call getting angry "pissed", but us Brits and Australians know what piss really is...
Alcohol is "piss", getting drunk is "getting pissed" or "having a night on the piss", an alcoholic is a "piss-pot", a party soley for the purpose of drinking is a "piss-up" urinating is "pissing", when you want someone to go away you tell them to "piss off", making fun of something is a "taking the piss" or a "piss-take", when something's funny it's a "pisser", wasting time or hanging around aimlessly is "piss-farting around", someone who's very weak is "piss-weak", something that's pretty crap is "piss-poor", sucking up to someone is "pissing in their pocket", to waste something is to "piss it away", and someone who's insignificant or worthless is a "piss-ant".
A funny thing though, we drink beer on average twice as strong as in the US and we call weak beer "piss-water".
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