Great Teacher Book - What's Wrong With This Picture?

ezekiel3

With all the discussion about the Noah's flood, I thought you might want to dissect this picture:

zev

polar bears. no such thing preflood. artic poles didn't exist then.

Pole

The Toucan seems to be laughing his ~~ass~~ beak off, hearing Jehovah's promise:

Jehovar: " My rainbow I do give in the cloud, and it must serve as a sign of the covenant between me and the earth. N o more will the waters become a deluge to bring all flesh to ruin."

Toucan: "Hehehe, but he didn't mention rains of fire, did he?"

dh

the birds on the tree are as big as the giraffes.

the dangerous animals are not restrained, and they aren't eating the others.

i think the wild boar in the bottom right corner represents satan.

and there is a demons face in the clouds.

not to mention the wife swapping that appears to be going on.

Black Sheep

The place is devastated. No olive trees to steal a twig off.

The parrot must have flown to a non flooded area to get its twig.

XQsThaiPoes

3 jewish guys married to a black chick, an asian, and a blond. They must have met them at law school or something. Hey so that explains it!

Pole

3 jewish guys married to a black chick, an asian, and a blond. They must have met them at law school or something. Hey so that explains it!

Jewish? You mean proto-Jewish? Anyway, if God was able to get polar bears and toucans to come to the Ark, he had no problem arranging a Japanese girl from the now underwater city off the coast of Japan. After all God seems to be careful about racial quotas.

For a certainty I perceive that God is not partial, but in every nation the man that fears him and works righteousness is acceptable to him.

new light

Yeah, I'm sure two weary polar bears who have probably been living on hay for forty days are going to let all these delicious animals just walk around. And how did those two even get to the ark? The Lord must have told them to start that 8,000 mile walk/swim way in advance. Or did polar bears live in the Middle East before the flood?

XQsThaiPoes

I see it now this lone Japanese girl walking 3000 miles to the middle east then finding this big wooden box with all these animals going into it.

I just assumed they were jewish because as soon as they get of the boat noah started cursing canaan. Plus the artist had a pinchant for curly hair and large facial features.

Jim_TX

Okay... my thoughts.

After the length of time they were on this 'ark', and all they can do is stand around outside afterwards, and smile and stare at each other?

They had plenty of time for that ON the 'ark'.

Normal people would be looking around like, "What th'?"

Also... no one has mentioned the bison yet. Did this fella have to come all the way from North America for the boat ride?

Regards,

Jim TX

P.S. Just read the statement above the drawing. talking about how "god made the earth to be inhabited"... great statement to put right after a alleged flood that wiped out the entire population - except for 8.

Great Teacher Book - What's Wrong With This Picture?

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