SHAKESPEARE: if Will was alive today and wrote for the Watchtower.... (page 2)

Sunnygal41

" Jehovahs Witnesses by any other name ......"

LMAO @ Franklin J!!!! OOOO, I just thought of one!!!

"What light thru yonder window break? Why, tis "new light" and groweth stronger as the rank and fileth groweth more stupified"

StinkyPantz

Had he been an ex-JW: "therein lies the dub".. yes I know it's lame, but I wanted to play too!

czarofmischief

"To RV or not to RV, that is the question."

Neither a Watchtower lender nor a borrower be.

To thine ownself be true, but fake it for everybody else.

CZAR

DanTheMan

What new light beyond yonder window breaks...it is the east, and guess what voting is now a conscience matter

My first thought was.... they would never let him! His writing is too good. He cuts to the chase, mixes dark with droll, includes lots of action. He knows how to draw and hold his reader's interest, he does not need a captive audience.

Euphemism

?We were not born to sue, but to command.?

But apostates were born to sue.

Great stuff, folks!

doodle-v

A bible study! a bible study! my kingdom for a bible study!".

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the apostates"

Special Needs Talk-
"Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For pyramid schemes oft loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry".

-Doodle-V

SixofNine

Lord, what mortals these fools be!

MerryMagdalene

If we offend, it is with our good will.

That you should think, we come not to offend,

But with good will. To show our simple skill,

That is the true beginning of our end.

Consider, then, we come but in despite.

We do not come, as minding to content you,

Our true intent is. All for your delight,

We are not here. That you should here repent you,

The actors are at hand; and, by their show,

You shall know all, that you are like to know.

[note: the intentional mispunctuation reverses the intended meaning-- perfect technique for the WT!]

Terry

Watchtower Study Meeting

Friends, Dubbers, Witnesses---lend me your rears

SHAKESPEARE: if Will was alive today and wrote for the Watchtower....