Elsewhere! Why would those of us who are still active JW's cut our own throats?
That's not what Elsewhere suggested. He suggested "coming clean" in the name of Elders in your former congregations. For example, I could claim to be an Elder from the Bulli congregation (even though I'm not) - the theory is that the Tower will start asking some very hard questions of those named elders. It's not a serious suggestion of Elsewhere's, IMO - just an idea for a prank.