The first thing out of a JW's mouth

by Nosferatu 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    The Onion had a beautiful piece about the 9/11 Hijackers finding themselves in Hell, despite their great acts for Allah. The article isn't available anymore, but here's a copy of it:

    http://www.angelfire.com/home/pearly/htmls1/onion-terror.html

    Funny stuff.

  • Preston
    Preston
    The first thing out of a JW's mouth

    "Whadya mean I can't be any higher than "Saint"....When I died I was a Pioneer damnnitt!!!"

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    Good times.

  • Mary
    Mary

    "...what time are the meetings at up here?.."

  • ezekiel3
    ezekiel3

    I'm anointed? But I never partook of the emblems, how's that possible??

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    It would probably be something about "waiting on Jehovah, and he will reveal it in his own time"

  • dorothy
    dorothy

    "I wonder if the WT Society will be able to forward my Awake subscrption to this address...."

  • Jim_TX
    Jim_TX

    "I wonder if I remembered to turn off the gas?"

    Regards,

    Jim TX

  • Margie
    Margie

    "Can I access JWD from here?"

  • Jim_TX
    Jim_TX

    "What do you mean, 'No meetings!' ??? What will I do with all that free time?"

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