Ok.
Not really.
But my girlfriend who was never a Dub, bought a pumpkin and set it out on the front door.
At first, I was like, "OMG. It's a PUMPKIN and we're almost in OCTOBER!!! (Halloween)."
But then I calmed down and was like... "Holy Sh!t. It's a VEGETABLE."
Satan was at my front door when I got home today...
by Confucious 26 Replies latest jw friends
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Confucious
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RevMalk
But then I calmed down and was like... "Holy Sh!t. It's a VEGETABLE."
LMAO!
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doodle-v
LOL Confucious!
Holy S**t! It really IS almost October! I guess I better go get a pumpkin too. Keeping track of these holidays takes some getting used to! D'oh!
Doodle-V
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Confucious
Dooley and Lamb's,
My girlfriend just read this thread and pissed herself.
She said that she was going to also buy Indian Corn and those little tiny Squash things.
If she did, I would have Sh!t in my pants.
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Satanus
Hey Con
That's a livewire girlfriend you've got
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ESTEE
Sooooo ... are some vegetables demonized and others not ...?
Please help me ... I'm just trying to understand this ...
And where in the Bible does it say this?
What a nut-case religion ...
Love,
ESTEE
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Confucious
Estee,
Couldn't tell if you were being sarcastic in your comment.
But since you're from Canada...
In the U.S., October 31 is Halloween.
And pumpkins and some vegetables are just associated with Halloween, because in the U.S. people that celebrate Halloween use those vegetables to decorate their home.
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CeriseRose
While I'm not Estee, I am Canadian and can unequivocally tell you she was being sarcastic (and probably to the JWs not you from the read of it).
We have Hallowe'en here too. Pumpkins, goblins, candy, and all the 'trimmings.' :)
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Margie
LOL, Confucious! I hope you protected yourself as you walked by the demonized produce by saying "Jehovah" outloud over and over again.
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Preston
Two muffins were baking in an oven. One of the muffins said, 'It's starting to get hot in here....' and then the other muffin said, "Holy Shit, a talking muffin!"