Is There Anything That You'd Like to Talk About?? (page 2)

Mulan

Mine are too frustrating to discuss here. They all have to do with what is happening to our country and the government, and what the Bush family gets away with. Grrrrrrrr.

Never mind.

hillary_step

Minimus,

Is There Anything That You'd Like to Talk About??

Yes, as a matter of fact there is.

Having spent part of yesterday with a group of under twenty-ones - pierced, smelly little cretins who are a complete waste of food, and listening to their inane, giggling, vacuous and horrendously boring conversation, my question is : Was I really *that* stupid at that age?

Granted that some may feel that I am *that* stupid at *this* age, but usually these people have little idea of the genius that walks among them, for my modesty tends to encourage me to keep my counsel. Of course, you know this already Mr. Minimus.

Another question that I would like to ask is : Why do people dance so much? On the rare occasions that I play with the TV remote control, I am astounded by the amount of people around the world who are dancing. I think they should stop, right now! If they dance, they tend to stay healthy and live longer. Given that a large number of these dancing people fit the social description of those noted in my opening paragraph, I think they have no right to a long life.

A third subject for conversation revolves around the color 'Paynes Grey'. Why is it called Paynes Grey, when it is blue?

That is all for now.

HS

gumby

Poor minimus.....he couldn't get anyone to spill their guts to him today. Maybe he's losin his touch.

Gumby

hillary_step

Gumby,

Poor minimus.....he couldn't get anyone to spill their guts to him today. Maybe he's losin his touch.

What touch?

HS

gumby

What touch?
HS

Ok....I'd like to talk about something sensative.

Hows come a man has a scrotum and doesn't have his testicles inside of him like a woman has ovaries...huh? How come? It would make things alot easier and reduce alot of pain many times....let alone the unsightly look a bystander gets when they see a man bending over in the shower. Jesus it's ugly! Why why why?

Me thinks Jehovah made a mistake. Now.....that's My DEEPEST AND DARKEST thoughts. Ya happy?

Gumby

Stefanie

let alone the unsightly look a bystander gets when they see a man bending over in the shower. Jesus it's ugly! Why why why?

Ohh its not that bad!

Besides dont you have to bend over with your legs open to see all that?

hillary_step

Gumby,

let alone the unsightly look a bystander gets when they see a man bending over in the shower.

A naturally inherited modesty, or a few months in prison have taught some of us to bend at the knees when we pick up the soap Gumby.

HS

Princess

This does seem to bother you Gumbo. You brought it up on another thread a few days ago.

You do know about the body temperature problem with the swimmers, right? They wouldn't survive tucked away inside like a woman's ovaries.

hillary_step

Stefanie,

Ohh its not that bad!

I am told by LT and Travis that Gumby has a rear-end the size of New Guinea, and one in which many furry little creatures live for protection - believe me, that is bad.

HS

seven006

***Was I really *that* stupid at that age? ***

HS, it is my opinion you were never that age. You were born with a white starched shirt buttoned to the neck and two sizes too small jokey shorts on. You went from your mothers breast straight to a twenty year old bottle of single malt scotch and a life time membership library card stuffed in your cotton plaid diapers. I still like you though, you have promise in your old age, especially once Alzheimer's sets in.

Gumby,
Take a squirt of Preparation H and chill out a bit. It's Minimus for christ sakes, posting a Minimus type question at least breaks up his job of downloading porn all day.

Dave

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